Saturday, September 24, 2005
Threaded does his bit for Anglo-Danish relations
Today I found not one, but two obnoxious Danish people and what is more, they are close neighbours and one appears to live in an adjoining property to the one I went to view.
I drove out in one of my Italian tractors and the house is in a wildlife conservation area so not so much on a country road as at the end of a dirt track. Anyways my navigator failed me by not taking me to the front door; an additional reason to drive slowly was because of the pot holes. Eventually reach a fork in the road so I had to stop and ask directions.
I sees a guy out in his garden. Pulls up. Gets out and shows him the picture of the house. "Do you know where this house is?" I enquire.
"This is not a race track." was the reply.
"Wibble?" says I
"This is not a race track."
The chaps wife comes out. I show her the picture, "Do you know where this house is?" I enquire again.
She looks up the road and is starting to tell me when the man starts shouting at her. Another first for Denmark! I have not seen public domestic violence out here. Thought that was another peculiar English custom I would never have to witness again. Anyway the ladies eye movements where good enough directions for me and off I went.
A few hundred meters further there was another fork in the road. Same scenario, except this time it was an older lady who started ranting about horses and children. Whether she liked them or disliked them I could not quite fathom. Decided that discretion was the better part of valour and took an educated guess as to which road to take.
Now the garden for the house is 17213 sq m and heavily wooded so the chances of seeing the neighbour over the garden fence, so to speak, are vanishingly small.
So my question to the congregation is: should I ask for a reduction in the price because of the loonie neighbours or do you think that would actually add value by having genuine banjo playing country inbreeds living next door to my country idyll?
Thursday, September 22, 2005
A funny thing happened on my way to work
When I'm on my way to work I am most definitely quicker than the cars now. Also, they're putting in new cables under the cycle track down Roskildevej. Had to shout to one road worker, "Watch what your doing with that darlin'". He had what looked like a spray can on the end of a stick and was idly swinging it about whilst chatting to some other likewise less-than-busy coworkers. Was worried it might catch on me or the bike as I passed.
He looked up to me with shock on his face. Don't know if it was happenstance, my shout in English, or calling him darlin that caused the sudden disappearance into the freshly dug trench, but he got out of the way, just in time.
Which was nice.
Threadeds third law of bureaucracies
In Denmark the stuff from the Kommune (local council) only comes in Danish, or is that only just...
I relate an amusing story: I had a letter from the Kommune that I found rather baffling, so I had a Dane at work look at it, baffled them so much they gave up trying to read it half way through. Then had one of the translators look at it, they could translate it, but what it meant? Hmm. Then had a Sognepræst (Vicar) friend look at it, expert in a variety of Latins and Greek also in Danish language going back hundreds of years, they hazzarded a guess but weren't too confident. Finally gave it to my lawyer who proceeded to phone the kommune, got through to the lady that wrote the letter, asked them what it meant, and then told me her reply.
Anyways, a few days later, I was chatting with one of my neighbours, and they had had the same letter. Confused by it, they too had phoned this same letter writing lady from the council.
Turned out she had told them something quite different from what she had told my lawyer.
Threadeds third law of bureaucracies: They lie, because telling the truth is helpful.
Be seen, be safe.
I thought how laudable.
Yet, if the car drivers are not looking, how can one be seen in the first place?
Saturday, September 17, 2005
The Information paradox
The Information Paradox was caused by a possible conflict between the general theory of relativity and quantum mechanics after Professor Stephan Hawking announced that black holes consume information.
This theory was otherwise known as the notion that "black holes have no hair". In other words, the size and shape of a black hole depends not on the body that collapsed to form it, but just the mass and rotation. Professor Hawking provides that since the only thing that is left to measure is the mass and rotation much of the information that falls into a black hole is lost.
Finally, the Hawking Radiation that escapes from the boundry of the event horizon emits particles and therefore the black hole suffers a loss to both mass and energy. If this is true, Susskind and 't Hooft postulates that information can be carried out in the Hawking Radiation.
Anyways I believe it is not really a paradox. What Hawking did was try to combine a model of the small scale: quantum mechanics, with with a model of the large scale: relativity, using a mathematical technique developed by Penrose.
So essentially you have a probabilty system shoe horned into a limits system using a platonist system. Small wonder it is all a little confused. When they dump quantum mechanics for something better it will be so obvious: the information is not lost, it stays there, and just cannot be seen.
Winter cycle clothing.
Trousers 700 Dkr, Jacket 800 DKr.
Swallowed hard, thought "Well gotta have it".
Then the shop keepers said that magic phrase so oft heard for Danish shop keepers "Special Pris".
1000 Dkr the pair.
Well, nearly bit his had off.
Bought a spare inner tube as well.
No "Special Pris" for that though.
Off I go to buy an adjustable spanner. There I am in the tools shop faced with an entire wall of adjustable spanners. Denmark is like that, find a shop that sells what you want and they have just about every type you can think off. Immediatley I pick up a Swedish one 'cause, hey, when I were a lad I was told them Swedish tools are best.
Oh my! Waggle the jaw, 1mm play, that I don't like. Picks up another with a flashy rubber grip, 1.5 mm. Wanders along and in a not so flashy package was one of Spanish manufacture, nice and tight, just enough play to let you slip it on and off the nut in question, but not too much you might take the corners off, long enough to achieve good leverage, not too long one would strip a thread. In fact, just perfect.
Also it was the cheapest. Which I liked a lot.
Happy to see me speed sign!
Not only did it show my speed, but it also put a couple of smilies up too. :-)
Made me laugh so much I was momentarily distracted. ;-)
I wonder: if I had been speeding, would it have frowned? Should I find out?
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Bizarre thing found on the web
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
In principle I am all in favour of such things, but when they get promoted to be Sys Admins or into Management all sorts of interesting things occur.
Which, unfortunately, I have to charge for.
Which is nice. :-)
Saturday, September 03, 2005
Viasat satellite decoder and poor remote control operation
Just about had enough of it not changing or changing 2 channels at once. So went up close an' personal with the remote. Shone it straight into the IR window at the front. Nothing. Switch the box off. Now the IR light is flashing. Odd.
Tilt the box up and shine the remote through the slots underneath, works wonderful. Shine it through the slots behind, works wonderful. Shine it through the gaps in the scart plug, works wonderful. Leave the box tilted, remote is still working it from the otherside of the room.
On light is green. Off light is red. Hmm, alarm bells ring.
Of course! When the box is switched on the sensor is flooded from the front by the on light, when off, the red off light is the wrong frequency for the sensor to care.
Take box to pieces and carefully place a bit of black tape so the only light from the on lamp is out the front. Sorted.
It is such a nice warm feeling to realise why my customers pay me so much... :-)
Friday, September 02, 2005
Quote from Keita Takahashi
The game would begin with the family suggesting to Granny that she wear the cat because, for example, her knees looked cold. Embedded in the cat is the capability for it to communicate wirelessly with other cat controllers (on other Grannies' knees) in the neighborhood. When the cat connects to another one, "..the onboard a.i. kicks in." This causes the cat to speak, paraphrased as "meow, meow, grandma, meow". Takahashi explains that the family are required to participate in the game by pretending that they haven't heard anything, because of this – Grandma begins to build the perception that she is able to communicate directly with the cat.
As the dialogue with the cat develops, it suggests that Granny make some soup – but faster than the other granny down the street who has also received the instruction. A competitive element emerges and gradually the cat suggests more and more group activities that Grandma might engage in, culminating in trips to the park. "..So they all go outside and eventually they meet other old ladies with cats and they all become friends. So it's a game that involves the participation and love of the entire family." Takahashi ended the presentation by commenting on the possible production path of the cat, "Namco and Bandai are merging so when I get home I will submit my proposal."
New water meter
Imagine my surprise when the ederly gentleman turned up at 8.30, apologised for arriving early, and asked if it was OK to proceed.
During conversation I illicited that the water meters are changed every few years as they "calc" up, i.e. stuff in the water eventually bungs up the works. My water meter was installed in 1991, it said so on the meter. Now I have a new meter with 2005 on it.
The old meter was reading 1094 cubic meters, so in its life that is 1 094 000 liters = 240 646.258 Imperial gallons = 4 624 067.58 US cups. Gosh that's an awful lot of water.
Thursday, September 01, 2005
For ex-pats missing English food.
Have been in receipt of a food parcel from England
Have been in receipt of a food parcel from England: pork pie, mushy peas, mint sauce.
Which is nice.
ActiveSync 'Synchronize with Server' Warnings in Calendar
Some Calendar entries will not sync.
Essentially the entries in Calendar that you've labeled, the ones you've coloured, them important meetings, appointments, etc. cannot synchronize with Server ActiveSync.
Pants! How long has this bug been in Microsoft Windows? It is still here in Windows Small Business Server. That is just not good enough. Wish I could get at the source code, I recon it is only a 5 minute fix.
With Microsoft Outlook, you can apply labels, typically a special color and text label, to appointments in Calendar. Unfortunately these appointments with labels cannot synchronize with Server ActiveSync. So users who synchronize Calendar with Server ActiveSync cannot see labeled appointments on their Pocket PCs.
To synchronize an appointment that has a label, you could switch off syncing with the server, and sync locally, then use Outlook to set the label for the appointment to None, and synchronize again.
Subscribe to Posts [Atom]